bash$ nagiosr --all --exclude 'g\dn' # report all HARD CRITICALs excluding compute nodes (gXnYY)
Date & Time Down  Date & Time Up    Description                              Plugin Output  Duration
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Tue Aug  1 00:38  Tue Aug  1 02:33  noc Load Average                         17.50 loadave     1h55m
Tue Aug  1 03:40  Tue Aug  1 04:00  caraway Load Average                      8.97 loadave    19m59s
Tue Aug  1 10:33  Tue Aug  1 10:54  glow-condor Condor Pool                        0 nodes    20m28s
Tue Aug  1 10:37  Tue Aug  1 13:42  mr1-netbotz Temperature                       82 deg F      3h5m
Tue Aug  1 11:29  Tue Aug  1 11:34  glow-condor Condor Pool                        0 nodes     5m32s
Tue Aug  1 11:53  Tue Aug  1 12:12  glow-condor Condor Pool                        0 nodes    19m11s
Tue Aug  1 11:59  Fri Aug 11 15:27  airport-wesley AirPort Usage            snmpget failed     10d3h
Tue Aug  1 12:00  Thu Aug  3 09:16  airport-conf-room AirPort Usage         snmpget failed     1d21h
Tue Aug  1 12:01  Mon Aug  7 09:35  airport-cms-lab AirPort Usage           snmpget failed     5d21h
Tue Aug  1 12:09  Mon Aug  7 10:34  airport-pheno-grads AirPort Usage       snmpget failed     5d22h
Tue Aug  1 12:28  Tue Aug  1 12:35  glow-condor Condor Pool                        0 nodes     6m37s
Tue Aug  1 22:34  Wed Aug  2 02:09  DESY Peering                        hop is wiscnet.net     3h34m
Tue Aug  1 22:35  Wed Aug  2 02:10  Fermi Peering                       hop is wiscnet.net     3h34m
Tue Aug  1 22:35  Wed Aug  2 02:11  SLAC Peering                        hop is wiscnet.net     3h35m
Tue Aug  1 22:36  Wed Aug  2 02:10  CERN Peering                        hop is wiscnet.net     3h33m
Tue Aug  1 22:36  Wed Aug  2 02:10  ESnet Peering                       hop is wiscnet.net     3h33m
Wed Aug  2 03:00  Wed Aug  2 06:05  login01 Load Average                      9.49 loadave      3h4m
Wed Aug  2 03:18  Wed Aug  2 03:23  Fermi Ping                            100% packet loss     4m53s
Wed Aug  2 08:45  Thu Aug 17 13:12  CERN Ping                             100% packet loss     15d4h
Wed Aug  2 10:02  Wed Aug  2 10:21  login03 Load Average                     29.89 loadave    19m49s
Wed Aug  2 11:13  Wed Aug  2 11:23  login03 Load Average                     15.60 loadave     9m59s
Wed Aug  2 17:20  Thu Aug  3 10:38  airport-pheno-print AirPort Usage       snmpget failed    17h18m
Wed Aug  2 17:21  Thu Aug  3 10:35  lp5 HPJetDirect                   connection timed out    17h13m
Wed Aug  2 21:56  Wed Aug  2 22:06  login03 Load Average                      5.04 loadave     9m59s
Thu Aug  3 02:21  Thu Aug  3 09:25  cs-condor Condor Pool                          0 nodes      7h4m
Thu Aug  3 04:54  Thu Aug  3 05:56  glow-condor Condor Pool                        0 nodes      1h1m
Thu Aug  3 06:20  Thu Aug  3 06:35  login03 Load Average                     20.94 loadave    15m19s
Fri Aug  4 00:57  Wed Aug  9 00:58  cilantro NSR Backups                     0 GB, 0 saves      5d0h
Fri Aug  4 14:50  Mon Aug 21 11:16  thyme AFS Volume Quotas        varsha 93%, wangkai 99%    16d20h
Fri Aug  4 19:04  Fri Aug  4 20:19  login02 Load Average                     11.94 loadave     1h14m
Sun Aug  6 10:16  Sun Aug  6 12:30  Rader-home Ping                       100% packet loss     2h14m
Sun Aug  6 11:46  Sun Aug  6 11:55  UW-Web Ping                           100% packet loss     9m16s
Sun Aug  6 12:05  Sun Aug  6 12:56  UW-Web Ping                           100% packet loss    50m50s
Sun Aug  6 13:21  Sun Aug  6 13:50  UW-Web Ping                           100% packet loss    28m46s
Sun Aug  6 14:11  Sun Aug  6 14:15  UW-Web Ping                           100% packet loss     3m56s
Sun Aug  6 16:40  Sun Aug  6 17:59  login02 Load Average                     14.83 loadave     1h19m
Sun Aug  6 22:35  Sun Aug  6 23:14  ESnet Ping                            100% packet loss     39m8s
Sun Aug  6 22:37  Sun Aug  6 23:37  SLAC Peering                           check timed out    59m43s
Sun Aug  6 22:39  Sun Aug  6 23:37  ESnet Peering                          check timed out    57m50s
Sun Aug  6 22:47  Mon Aug  7 00:02  login02 Load Average                     15.58 loadave     1h14m
Sun Aug  6 22:51  Sun Aug  6 23:35  Fermi Peering                          check timed out     44m8s
Mon Aug  7 15:38  Mon Aug  7 16:18  login02 Load Average                     11.81 loadave    40m10s
Tue Aug  8 14:08  Tue Aug  8 15:03  anise AFS Volume Quotas                    herndon 96%     55m9s
Tue Aug  8 22:08  Tue Aug  8 22:14  Fermi Ping                            100% packet loss     5m18s
Tue Aug  8 22:09  Tue Aug  8 22:22  Fermi Peering                       hop is wiscnet.net    12m28s
Tue Aug  8 22:10  Tue Aug  8 22:20  DESY Peering                        hop is wiscnet.net     10m8s
Tue Aug  8 22:11  Tue Aug  8 22:22  CERN Peering                        hop is wiscnet.net     10m8s
Tue Aug  8 22:13  Tue Aug  8 22:18  SLAC Peering                        hop is wiscnet.net     4m49s
Tue Aug  8 22:13  Tue Aug  8 22:19  ESnet Peering                       hop is wiscnet.net     5m18s
Wed Aug  9 00:22  Wed Aug  9 00:32  anise Load Average                      snmpget failed     9m48s
Wed Aug  9 04:08  Wed Aug  9 04:18  ginseng Load Average                      2.91 loadave     10m2s
Thu Aug 10 08:20  Thu Aug 10 08:29  fermi-cmsgrid Grid FTP                socket timed out     9m25s
Thu Aug 10 11:07  Thu Aug 10 15:07  cilantro NSR Tape                           0 GB avail      4h0m
Fri Aug 11 01:07  Fri Aug 11 21:07  cilantro NSR Backups                     0 GB, 0 saves    19h59m
Fri Aug 11 10:06  Fri Aug 11 11:31  glowserv02 SSH                        socket timed out     1h25m
Fri Aug 11 17:44  *Still Critical*  caraway CMS DB Web Service          connection refused    12d16h
Sat Aug 12 01:17  Mon Aug 14 09:17  cilantro NSR Tape                          97 GB avail      2d8h
Sat Aug 12 10:53  *Still Critical*  rosemary AFS /vicepa                   check timed out    11d23h
Sat Aug 12 10:55  Sat Aug 12 10:59  rosemary AFS /vicepd                   check timed out     3m19s
Sat Aug 12 10:56  Sat Aug 12 11:00  rosemary AFS Fileserver Perf    can not contact server     4m38s
Sat Aug 12 10:56  Sat Aug 12 11:00  rosemary AFS /vicepb                   check timed out     3m59s
Sun Aug 13 19:53  Sun Aug 13 20:12  Fermi Ping                            100% packet loss     19m0s
Mon Aug 14 00:21  Mon Aug 14 16:19  cilantro NSR Backups                     0 GB, 0 saves    15h58m
Mon Aug 14 11:44  Mon Aug 14 12:38  Smith-home Ping                       100% packet loss     54m6s
Mon Aug 14 19:45  Mon Aug 14 20:04  Smith-home Ping                       100% packet loss    18m58s
Tue Aug 15 03:21  Tue Aug 15 04:00  Smith-home Ping                       100% packet loss    38m55s
Tue Aug 15 09:49  Tue Aug 15 09:52  login02 Cfengine                      socket timed out     3m53s
Tue Aug 15 09:49  Tue Aug 15 09:53  login02 SSH                           socket timed out     4m33s
Tue Aug 15 09:49  Tue Aug 15 09:54  login02 LIDS                            snmpget failed     4m48s
Tue Aug 15 10:16  Tue Aug 15 10:21  login03 SSH                           socket timed out     4m13s
Tue Aug 15 10:25  Tue Aug 15 10:29  login01 SSH                           socket timed out     3m53s
Tue Aug 15 13:27  Mon Aug 21 11:32  cilantro NSR Tape                          99 GB avail     5d22h
Tue Aug 15 15:09  Tue Aug 15 15:12  Smith-home Ping                       100% packet loss     2m54s
Thu Aug 17 13:12  Thu Aug 17 13:42  s5n03 RAID Status                       snmpget failed    29m21s
Thu Aug 17 13:13  Thu Aug 17 13:43  s5n03 /space.1                          snmpget failed     30m1s
Thu Aug 17 13:14  Thu Aug 17 13:43  s5n03 SSH                             socket timed out    29m50s
Thu Aug 17 13:15  Thu Aug 17 13:41  s5n03 /space.0                          snmpget failed     26m1s
Thu Aug 17 13:16  Thu Aug 17 13:47  s5n03 Cfengine                        socket timed out    31m10s
Thu Aug 17 13:18  Thu Aug 17 13:55  s5n03 dCache Client                4 instances offline    37m29s
Thu Aug 17 18:37  Thu Aug 17 18:47  s5n01 dCache Client                3 instances offline     9m59s
Thu Aug 17 19:05  Thu Aug 17 19:15  s5n01 dCache Client                4 instances offline     9m48s
Fri Aug 18 02:08  Fri Aug 18 02:18  s5n01 dCache Client                3 instances offline    10m19s
Fri Aug 18 08:07  Fri Aug 18 08:17  s5n01 dCache Client                4 instances offline     9m50s
Fri Aug 18 09:35  Fri Aug 18 09:44  s5n01 dCache Client                3 instances offline     9m39s
Fri Aug 18 10:22  Fri Aug 18 10:27  s5n01 dCache Client               one instance offline     4m58s
Fri Aug 18 10:34  Fri Aug 18 10:44  s5n01 dCache Client                3 instances offline     9m59s
Sat Aug 19 00:46  Sat Aug 19 00:51  s5n01 dCache Client                2 instances offline     4m49s
Sat Aug 19 01:18  Sat Aug 19 01:28  s5n01 dCache Client                3 instances offline     9m47s
Sat Aug 19 20:31  Sun Aug 20 08:12  cumin RAID Status                       connect failed    11h40m
Sun Aug 20 03:27  Sun Aug 20 03:42  s5n01 dCache Client                3 instances offline    14m58s
Sun Aug 20 23:30  Mon Aug 21 08:09  anise AFS Volume Quotas                 lazaridis 100%     8h39m
Mon Aug 21 00:21  Mon Aug 21 11:31  cilantro NSR Backups                     0 GB, 0 saves    11h10m
Mon Aug 21 15:39  Mon Aug 21 15:45  thyme AFS Fileserver Perf                   57 blocked     5m19s
Mon Aug 21 16:49  Mon Aug 21 16:54  s5n01 dCache Client                3 instances offline     4m59s
Mon Aug 21 18:15  Tue Aug 22 11:06  thyme AFS Volume Quotas                    yencho 100%    16h50m
Tue Aug 22 05:30  Tue Aug 22 05:54  UW-Web Ping                           100% packet loss    24m17s
Tue Aug 22 06:10  Tue Aug 22 06:19  UW-Web Ping                           100% packet loss     8m56s
Tue Aug 22 06:25  Tue Aug 22 06:34  UW-Web Ping                           100% packet loss     8m45s
Tue Aug 22 15:08  Tue Aug 22 16:14  CERN Peering                        hop is wiscnet.net      1h6m
Tue Aug 22 15:09  Tue Aug 22 16:15  ESnet Peering                       hop is wiscnet.net      1h6m
Tue Aug 22 15:13  Tue Aug 22 16:13  Fermi Peering                       hop is wiscnet.net    59m58s
Tue Aug 22 15:13  Tue Aug 22 16:13  DESY Peering                        hop is wiscnet.net    59m57s
Tue Aug 22 15:14  Tue Aug 22 16:14  SLAC Peering                        hop is wiscnet.net    59m50s
Tue Aug 22 15:59  Tue Aug 22 16:04  thyme AFS Volume Quotas                    yencho 100%     4m59s
Tue Aug 22 23:15  Tue Aug 22 23:25  cmsgrid02 RAID Status                   snmpget failed     9m59s
Tue Aug 22 23:16  Tue Aug 22 23:26  cmsgrid02 Grid FTP                    socket timed out     9m58s
Wed Aug 23 16:10  Wed Aug 23 16:40  cmsgrid02 RAID Status                   snmpget failed     30m0s
Thu Aug 24 08:11  *Still Critical*  anise AFS Volume Quotas                      bawa 100%      2h7m